** WHY THE FUCK “COMMANDER BROCCOLI” ??

Why not?

We could tell you the story about how Darla’s favorite food as a child was broccoli (a completely normal childhood preference), and in a supremely unfortunate turn of events, the other kids noticed that Darla’s last name rhymes with “broccoli.” And we could tell you that we’re reclaiming the nickname.

While that story from Darla’s childhood is completely true, that’s not why. There’s no meaning. We’re just weird.

Commander Broccoli Dev

info@commanderbroccoli.com